What t’ Sponge project be

The hoary stories in this scribbling be to tell ye of what the Sponge project be for, and what it’s supposed to do. Being a bit like a long fancy handshake and chinwag. Below be yon Guidelines for the many ways of speakin’ Sponge on it’s channels on Forums, IRC, subreddit and down-the-pub, plus some fancy words fer yer edification.

If ye don’t read t’ pages, Spongie will make ye scrub the poopdeck. Don’t make Spongie make ye scrub the poopdeck!